Joe Chilcott has just joined our studio. He's a musician whose Soundcloud page speaks volumes of his creative talent.
Apart from music, we'll also exploit the living hell out of Joe's talents for the purpose of making sound effects. Hell, maybe we can even get him to believe that he needs us, reward him with measly cuts from whatever future profits we turn, sell his music at ridiculous prices on a restricted format, whore him out in various derivative products, and then sue any of his customers who download his music.
Yeah! nobody's ever thought of that before!
So anyway, welcome aboard, Joe! Coke and groupies are in the back.
Also, SOPA.
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